THE PRIDE OF ST. LOUIS
from the book “The Pride of Park Avenue” by Toriano Porter
When I first saw the 2005
schedule for the St. Louis Bulldogs, the semipro football team I’ve been a
member of since 1999, I was stoked. After last season’s horrifying playoff lost
to the Springfield Rifles (the game was called with eight minutes to go in the
4th quarter with the Rifles ahead 40 something to 8; a bench clearing brawl prompted
the cancellation) I swore I was done playing football.
After all, the prospects
of receiving a professional tryout from the various pay for play leagues around
the country were becoming dimmer as time passed.
The schedule, which I went
online to peruse back in April, featured games against teams in Memphis,
Chicago, Kansas City, Lincoln, Nebraska and the city that pique my interest the
most, Dallas, Texas.
I’d had fond memories of Dallas. On top of those memories, an ex college roommate
from Tulsa, Oklahoma, Marcus Carliss, had relocated to Dallas and I hadn’t seen him in a few years. I had gotten
his number from a mutual friend in Kansas City, touching
basis with him every so often to talk about life situations and old memories living
in Warrensburg, Missouri, home of the Central Missouri State Fighting Mules.
“What’s up dirrty?” I
spoke into the cell phone, referring to Marcus. “What’s cracking wit’cha’?”
“TeePee,” Marcus responded
with vigor, “what’s up homie, what’s going on?”
“Aw man, nothing,” I
prolonged, “jus’ callin’ to let you know I’ma be in yo’ town June 11th.”
“Oh word,” Marcus said,
“for what? You still ballin’?”
“Yes sir,” I proudly
replied, “still looking to get that ring, dirrty.”
Marcus just laughed. He
knew that the crew of brothers we linked up with as CMSU footballers always
wanted some sort of championship ring to take with us to our football graves.
We never got one at CMSU. Marcus, however, did.
After transferring from
CMSU in the fall of 1995, he was part of a National Association of
Intercollegiate Athletics national football championship at Northeastern Oklahoma State University in Tahlequah, Oklahoma.
The luck of the draw is
what we called it.
“T.P., man you crazy,” he
said. “How old are you now?”
“Thirrty one, dirrty, but
I tell errybody I’m thirrty for life,” I responded with a country grammar slur.
“There you go putting them
extra r’s in everything,” Marcus chided, “sounding like an outtake from a Nelly
video.”
Marcus and I had a history
of making fun of each other’s dialect.
He was born and raised in Los Angeles, moved to Tulsa as a teenager and relocated to his present digs in
Dallas.
“What I tell you ‘bout how we live up herre
dirrty?” I joined the verbal confl ict. “Ain’t nuthin’ country ‘bout my city,
cuzz. We gangsta gutta up herre.”
“Whatever,” Marcus
continued the jostling, “ya’ll still ain’t LA. You want to talk about gangsta?
Now, LA is gangsta.”
“LA?” I countered, “LA? Man, you ain’t lived
in Cali in umpteen years. What’chu talkin’ ‘bout LA?”
“That’s alright though,”
Marcus stood firm, “LA’s in my heart. In my blood. I’m always LA.”
“Dude, you are from Tulsa, Oklahoma,” I teased.
“It’s all good, though,
T.P.,” Marcus said in fun, “where ya’ll playing at and at what time?”
“Man, I’ on know yet,” I
explained, “but when I find out, I’ma call you and give you the heads up.”
“Alright,” Marcus said,
“Cool. Just hit me up and let me know the deal.”
“No doubt,” I said.
“Alright, peace,” he
concluded.
“One luv,” I wrapped up.
“Holla at’chu ina minute.”
**********
The trip to Texas to take on the Dallas Diesel in a semipro football
game had all the makings of a bonding outing for the St. Louis Bulldogs.
St.
Louis’
winningest minor league football team ever had struggled with their early
preseason games in 2005, losing the first three to opponents deemed very
mediocre by Bulldog standards.
The team was in the midst
of a rebuilding process, having lost key members from the previous year’s 8-4
club, including the star quarterback, running back, and wide receiver.
The dwindling out of
players and coaches caused a ripple effect for St. Louis, leaving them in a rebuilding stage and struggling
to stay competitive in a fledging semipro league.
Feeling a lack of cohesion
on the part of the 2005 squad, Bulldog coach Greg Moore reserved a charter bus
for the 12-hour ride to Dallas.
The plan was to meet Friday, June 10 at 11:00 PM in the North Oaks Shopping Plaza, a local strip mall with retail stores and a
bowling alley, and leave for the trip at midnight.
St.
Louis would
then arrive to its’ destination by noon Saturday and have a few hours to eat a pre-game meal and maybe watch a
movie at a local theater in Dallas.
In typical St.
Louis
fashion, most of the team’s players didn’t arrive until well after midnight and Moore was peeved.
“Listen up guys,” Moore ordered as players milled around the parking lot
for a team meeting prior to boarding. The chief of Northwoods’ (MO) police
department, Moore was used to giving orders.
What ticked him off were
guys not following the procedure he’d laid out for them.
“Some of you don’t know
what it means to be a St. Louis Bulldog,” continued Moore, the Bulldogs’
veteran coach of thirteen years and minor league football hall of fame member.
Moore, all of five feet, six inches of him, was
appalled. The three losses, even though preseason games, weighed heavily on
him. He had scheduled the game against the Diesel thinking he’d have a squad
that would compete for a national championship. Never did he imagine he’d have
to go to Dallas with practically a rebuilt offense and minus
several key defensive reserve players.
He let the team know his
feelings.
“We’re going down here to
play one of the better teams in our league,” Moore scolded, “and we’ve only got thirty something guys
here.”
“Thirty one, Chief,” tight
end and captain Wendell Mosley informed.
“Thirty one,” Moore corrected.
“Chief,” Mosley chimed in
again, “we ain’t got to sit here and wait on none of these cats.” Mosley, along
with Moore, offensive tackle Stan Johnson and defensive end
Fred Robinson, were the faces of the St. Louis Bulldogs.
They represented St. Louis at most of the NAFL’s league functions, including
all-star games and award banquets.
Moore gave them a certain leeway others players couldn’t
quite grasp. “Fuck ‘em,” Mosley continued. “Let’s go. One monkey don’t stop no
show.”
“Yeah, Wendell, you’re
right,” Moore agreed, “but I hate to go down there with thirty
one players. We want to make an impression. We need all fifty of our guys--there’s
power in numbers, boy.”
“Guys,” Moore said to his team, “get on the phone, call your buddies
whose not here and tell ‘em to get here. We need bodies. We need numbers, baby.
Tell ‘em if their having problems with the sixty dollar boarding fee, don’t
worry about it, we’ll get it from later. Tell ‘em to just come on.”
At 1:40 AM, St. Louis headed for Dallas with just thirty-three players
**********
What’s up dirrty,” I said
into Marcus’ cell phone the early evening of June 10. “You get my email?”
“Uhhh, um, I sure didn’t
T.P.,” he unsurely replied. “I didn’t check my email today at work, homie.”
“Aw, it’s cool,” I pressed
on, “I was jus letting you know we gon’ be leaving the Lou around midnight tonight and get to Dallas ‘round noon tomorrow.”
“Yeah? You know where
ya’ll playing at yet?”
“Yeah. We, um, we um, gon’
be playing at Capel High, Cappell High, something, at seven o’clock.”
“Cappel?”
“Yeah, Cappel High, seven o’clock. I’ma call you when we touch
down in the D, aw’ight?”
“Cool. Just call me and
let me know when ya’ll get here. I’ll be around.”
I was excited. I hadn’t
seen Marcus in quite some time and I wanted to catch up on old times and maybe
get a chance to meet his two-year daughter who I hadn’t met yet.
He was astonished with my answer
when he asked me the age of my son, Toriano II.
“How old is Lil’ T, now?”
he had asked.
“Twelve,” I proudly
stated, flashing a wide grin through the phone only a father could muster.
“Twelve!” Marcus deadpanned. “Damn, time is flying
by. I know you got him playing ball?”
“Aw, man, football,
basketball. I was going to let him play baseball dis’ summer, but he been
actin’ a fool in school.”
“What?”
“Yeah, dirrty, actin’ a
fool. Tellin’ the teacher things like, ‘so, you can’t tell me what to do.”
“You know what they say,
right,” Marcus cajoled.
“What?”
“The apple doesn’t fall
too far from the tree.”
**********
After a little over
thirteen hours on the road, St. Louis arrived in the Dallas
area around 2:30 on the
afternoon of the 11th. The team had hotel rooms reserved at a Super 8 in Lewisburg, Texas but had stopped a few miles short of the
destination to eat a light lunch before reporting to the high school stadium in
Cappel.
The majority of coaches
and players had slept through the night, including the two chartered bus
drivers who took turns behind the wheel.
Not Moore, though. He
spent the trip trying to figure out a way to get his anemic offense to fire on
all cylinders. Realizing the time was getting short, Moore informed his players to fend for lunch for
themselves, but report back to the chartered bus in one hour.
Accordingly, players split
up into familiar factions and dispersed into the humid and hazy Texas afternoon.
“One hour, or you won’t
suit up tonight,” Moore barked to the fleeing crowd, “and I mean it danmitt
**********
I had slept through most
of the nighttime part of the trip, even sleeping through a rest stop one of the
two bus drivers we used made in the heart of Oklahoma. When I did finally open my eyes, I started recognizing
parts of Oklahoma that I’d seen before.
As the procession moved
forward, I spotted a green highway sign that read ‘Welcome to Tahlequah’.
I had visited Marcus there
back in 1996 when he was playing ball at NSU and the sights of the town were
forever engrained in my senses.
“Man, I knew dis’ shit was
startin’ to look familiar,” I said to my teammate, Arthur Meredith, sitting in
the aisle seat right next to my window seat.
“What’chu mean?” Art
pondered.
“My homie used to play
ball down herre at um, Northeastern State back in the
mid-nineties,” I recalled. “Right herre in Tahlequah wherre we at.”
“For real?” Art asked, pretending
to be interested in my speech.
“Yep, back in ‘96-97,” I
explained. “Me and my homie Ping from Kansas
City came
down herre to check him out.”
“Where you know him from,
dawg?” Art festered.
“Aw man, we went to Central Missouri together for a minute,” I detailed. “He
transferred ‘cause the coach wouldn’t give him dat rock. He living in Dallas right na’. I’m finna call him and mess wit him,
watch.”
Instead of calling Marcus
at ten in the morning, I decided to send a text message to tease him about his
three-year stay at NSU.
It read: ‘We just past a
sign that says Northeastern State University. What you know about Tahlequah?’
The reply: ‘I’m a legend
in Tahlequah, homeboy, what you know
about it?’
My reply: ‘I’m already
knowing, dirrty, I’m already knowing.
**********
Once St. Louis reached their temporary living quarters in
Lewisburg, they were forced to get ready for the game at the hotel because of
the impending schedule change, courtesy of the Dallas Diesel.
“They want to start the
game at six
thirty because they got a
film crew to video tape the game,” Moore explained to his troops. “So, let’s get our stuff
on in the rooms and be ready to be on the bus at four thirty.”
**********
“Marcus, what’s good
homeboy?” I screamed into the hotel room’s phone. “I’m in yo’ area, cuzz.”
“Word?” Marcus wondered, “Ya’ll just now
getting here?”
“Yeah, man, that’s how the
Bulldogs roll, baby,” I tried to convince.
“Check it. The game’s been
moved up to six thirty, so
get there on time so you can see yo’ boy get his issue off.”
“Alright, homie, I’ll see
you at six
thirty then.”
“Aw’ight, one.
**********
The game was a disaster
for the Bulldogs.
Dallas came out smoking and after being held to a punt on
their first offensive series, exploded for 18 points in the first quarter.
By halftime, the score was
31-0 and Moore was fuming.
“You mean to tell me,
these guys are thirty one points better than us?” Moore admonished the team. “I’on believe that. Just like
they scored thirty-one, we can score thirty-one. Defense. That’s it. You gotta
hold’ em to a shutout in the second half. Offense. Let’s get our butts in gear
and put some points on the board, damnmitt.
Moore’s speech was short-lived. On the ensuing kickoff
to open second half play, Dallas
took the kick and ran it back 70 plus yards for a touchdown. The extra point
made it 38-0 less than a minute into the third quarter.
By all intents and
purposes, St.
Louis was done
after the touchdown return. Much to Moore’s chagrin, the final score was Dallas 73, St. Louis 0.
“We came down here and
laid an egg,” Moore bellowed from the throes of the post game meeting
on the chartered bus. He gave instructions
for the final phase of the
trip. “For all you guys who came down here to party and enjoy the night life
just know at eight o’clock tomorrow
morning we’re leaving. If you’re not on this at bus at eight o’clock, you butt is going to be left here in Texas, damnmitt.”
**********
“TeePee,” Marcus called
out me after our 73-0 whipping from the Diesel. “Looking kinda slow out there,
homeboy,”
“Marcus!” I yelled back,
playfully tugging at Marcus’ midsection, “what’s up? Look at’chu, done got all
fat and shit on me. You in love, fool?”
“Man, gone,” Marcus suggested. “What’s up for
the night? What ya’ll got planned.”
“Aw, man, dis’ yo’ town,
we jus gon’ get in where we fit in.”
“Yeah, but what ya’ll
wanna do?”
“Man, I’on know, but hey
look, pull ova therre to wherre dat bus is. We got a team meeting
right now, and Coach is already mad
**********
The trip didn’t turn out
as well for St.
Louis as Moore wanted it, but he was still glad they made it. He
preferred to travel with fifty plus players, and considered canceling the trip
at the last minute.
Not to show up at all
wasn’t feasible when St.
Louis had
thirty-three players capable of matching up with the Diesel. Unfortunately, the Diesel handed the Bulldogs
the worst defeat in their history.
Exhausted from the trip, Moore slept through about twelve of the fourteen hours
of the return trip, opening his eyes only for a quick peep at the game film and
to grab a bite to eat.
Once the team’s chartered
bus reached North Oaks, Moore
was livid again, and informed the team their practice routine of Wednesday and
Thursday evenings had been adjusted.
“We want to see how many
of you jokers show up on Tuesday,” Moore challenged, “to work on your game
**********
“Man, Marcus, it was good
seeing you again, dirrty,” I said to Marcus as we arrived back
to the Super 8 in the wee hours of Sunday morning. We had been out after the
game at a local pub, having a few beers and chit chatting about old football
stories. “You gon’ hafta come up to St. Louis and kick it wit us sometime soon.”
“Definitely,” Marcus
assured, “definitely.”
“Aw’ight, man, I’ma call
you sometime while we on the road tomorrow to let you know all is good,” I
concluded, reaching out to Marcus to exchange the endearing handshake and hug
widely practiced in the urban community. “’Preciate errythang.”
“Ya’ll be safe, T.P.,”
Marcus advised, “and get in that weight room. Those Texas boys were a little bigger and stronger than
ya’ll.”